Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.

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As if that wasn't enough....found these...

-How do you want to crash today?
-Windows NT: "Hold the war, I have to reboot!"
-Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.
-Microsoft gives you Windows - OS/2 gives you the whole house.
-A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.
-Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.
-I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying.
-My latest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.
-Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [H]ell Yes!
-Windows 3.1: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.
-Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.


(Not that pcs are bad...i'm just having some fun...don't take it personally)