* At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What
> > > is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
> > >
> > > * Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition
> > > of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
> > >
> > > * Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be
> > > recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
> > >
> > > * The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 pm. Steak, mashed
> > > potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal
> > > feel.
> > >
> > > * Please place your donation in the envelope along with the
> > > deceased person you want remembered.
> > >
> > > * Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a
> > > healthy lunch.
> > >
> > > * The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb
> > > entertainment, and gracious hostility.
> > >
> > > * Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm - prayer and medication to
> > > follow.
> > >
> > > * The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.
> > > They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
> > >
> > > * This evening at 7 pm there will be a hymn sing in the park
> > > across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
> > >
> > > * Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All
> > > ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is
> > > done.
> > >
> > > * The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation
> > > would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next
> > > Sunday.
> > >
> > > * Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please
> > > use back door.
> > >
> > > * The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in
> > > the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to
> > > attend this tragedy.
> > >
> > > * Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian
> > > Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
> > >
> > > * Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
> > >
> > >
> > > * The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing
> > > campaign slogan last Sunday "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
> > >
> > > * Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
> > >
in the early 70s "What would you do if Jesus
> > > came to Manly tomorrow?" to which some wag had scribbled, "Put him in
> > > the centres and move Fulton to the wing"